If Turtles Could Talk

If turtles could talk,
What would they say?
With neither diet nor walk,
I'll outlive you anyway!

If bees could talk,
What would they say?
I am buzzy, leave my honey,
With a sting from me you'll pay!

If cats could talk,
What would they say?
Oh, purrese, don't mock...
You thought you had me tamed?

If sheep could talk,
What would they say?
Baah! I am cold,
You took my coat away!

If horses could talk,
What would they say?
Neighver mind me...
I'd outrun you any day.

If babies could talk,
What would they say?
Daddy, you're my rock!
I'll be just like you, one day.